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By A Knight's Tale.

There are 10 quotes by A Knight's Tale in our database:

Wat: I think he's getting worse.
Roland: He is getting worse.
(Wat & Roland watch William practice jousting).

Wat: Say something about her breasts.
Roland: Yeah, you miss her breasts.
William: Her breasts.
Chaucer: Ye... yes, you... you could, umm... umm... but I... I would tend to look above her breasts, William.
William: Well I... I miss her throat.
Chaucer: Uh, still higher really, toward the heavens.
Kate: The moon at least, her breasts were not that impressive.
(William writes a letter to Jocelyn).

Wat: I don't understand women.
Chaucer: Nor do I. But they understand us. Well, maybe not you.
(Wat & Chaucer).

Chaucer: There she is, William. The embodiment of love. Your Venus.
William: And how I hate her.
(Chaucer & William spot Jocelyn).

Jocelyn: I dream of poetry, speak poetry to me.
William: Your breasts... are beneath your throat.
(William recites poetry to Jocelyn).

Oh, yeah? Well, the Pope may be French... but Jesus is English! You're on!
(Roland makes a bet against the French).

All right, I'm about this fonging close mate! I swear to God, Quasimodo! I oughta...

Chaucer: And one and two and three and four and your hands should be light like a birdie on a branch. And one and two and three and four and Wat doesn't lead he follows like a girl.
(Wat punches him).
Chaucer: And one and two and twirlie twirlie twirlie! And one and two and you're still getting it wrong! And one and two and three and four you can hit me all day cause you punch like a... what?
Roland: A girl!
(Chaucer helps out Will and Wat with dancing lessons).

Jocelyn: Better a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a stick.
Wat: It's called a lance. Hello?
(Will's squire to the rescue, as always).

Uh, betray us, and I will fong you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in, your entrails will become your extrails I will w-rip... all the p... ung. Pain, lots of pain.