By Armageddon.There are 15 quotes by Armageddon in our database:
Man, what are you doing with a gun in space?
(Chick as Col. Sharp tries to mutiny).
That's why I told you to TOUCH NOTHING... but you were all a bunch of cowboys!
(Lev Andropov disses the Americans after Russian space station blows up).
I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity, and I forgive you.
(Grace to Harry about his reaction to her and AJ's relationship).
President: We didn't see this thing coming?
Truman: Well, our object collison budget's about a million dollars. That allows us to track about 3% of the sky, and beg'n your pardon sir, but it's a big-ass sky.
(NASA didn't see the huge-ass asteroid moving towards Earth).
I'm great, I got that 'excited/scared' feeling. Like 98% excited, 2% scared. Or maybe it's more. It could be, it could be 98% scared, 2% excited but that's what makes it so intense, it's so - confused. I can't really figure it out.
(Oscar describes how he feels about take-off).
The person who finds her gets to name her right? I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape.
(Karl discusses naming the asteroid after his wife... in front of his wife).
Andropov: Excuse me, but I think I know how to fix this.
Watts: Move it! You don't know the components!
Andropov: Components. American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!
(Lev Andropov tries to fix the Freedom Shuttle).
You want to compare brainpans? I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12, big deal. Published at 19, so what. I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22, Chemistry and Geology. I taught at Princeton for two and a half years. Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives, ok?
(Rockhound explains his resume to the shrink).
Harry: Come on, God, just a little help. It's all I'm asking.
Max: I think we're close enough, He might have heard ya.
(Praying in the asteroid).
God, I hate knowing everything.
You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it?
(Rockhound thinks about their space shuttle).
Harry: They've made a few requests, though.
Truman: Such as?
Harry: Well, there's, uh, few things here... nothing really big, uh, well as an example uh, Oscar here's got some outstanding parking tickets. Wants them wiped off his record...
Oscar: Fifty-six tickets in seven states...
Harry: I'll tell 'em Oscar, you got it. Uh, Noonan's got some women friends he'd like to see made American citizens, no questions asked... Max would like you to... bring back eight-track tapes. Not sure if that's gonna work, but let's see what else. Chick wants a full week's Emperor's Package at Caesar's Palace. Umm... Hey, you guys wouldn't be able to tell us who actually killed Kennedy, would ya? Didn't think so. Umm, Bear would like to stay at the... 'White Horse'?
Bear: White HOUSE. White House.
Harry: White House, yeah, he'd like to stay in the Lincoln bedroom of the White House for the summer. Stuff like that.
Truman: Sure, I think we can take care of... some of that.
(The driller team's demands).
I am the ONLY certified astronaut here. I am saving your American ass!
(Russia to the rescue! Cosmonaut, COSMONAUT.).
This is space! See, this is just the beginning part of space, we haven't even got to OUTER space yet!
Rockhound: I remember this one! This is one where the coyote sat his ass in a slingshot then strapped himself to an Acme rocket. Is that what we're doing here? No, really, 'cause it didn't... work out too well for the Coyote, Harry!
Truman: We have a lot better rockets than the Coyote.
(NASA tells the drillers about their flight plan).