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By Avatar: The Last Airbender.

There are 52 quotes by Avatar: The Last Airbender in our database:


Aang: This is Appa, my flying bison.
Sokka (sarcastically): Right, and this is Katara, my flying sister.
(Aang and Sokka introduce their respective companions; The Boy in the Iceberg).

Zuko: I've spent years preparing for this encounter. Training, meditating... you're just a child!
Aang: Well, you're just a teenager.
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Iroh: So this is how Commander Zhao acts in defeat? Disgraceful. Even in exile, my nephew is more honorable than you. Thanks again for the tea. It was delicious. (Iroh and Zuko leave).
Zuko: Did you really mean that, Uncle?
Iroh: Of course. I told you ginseng tea is my favorite.
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Zuko: (Studying a map detailing reported Avatar sightings scattered around). How am I going to find the Avatar, Uncle? He is clearly a master of evasive maneuvering.
(Cut to Sokka, looking at a similar map).
Sokka: (To Aang). You have no idea where you're going, do you?
Aang: No, but I know it's near water. (Zooms out to show the ocean below).
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Relax, Sokka. Where we're going, you won't need any pants!
(Katara).

Katara: He's just upset because a bunch of girls kicked his butt yesterday.
Sokka: They snuck up on me!
Katara: Right. And then they kicked your butt.
(Sokka got beaten by the Kyoshi Warriors).

Aang: Name's Bonzu Pipinpadaloxicopolis, the Third, and these are my grandkids.
Katara (now smiling serenely): Hi, June Pipinpadaloxicopolis. Nice to meet you.
(The Gaang cook up pseudonyms in order to enter Omashu incognito).

King Bumi: Tomorrow the Avatar will face three deadly challenges. But for now, the guards will show you to your chamber.
Guard: My liege, do you mean the good chamber, or the bad chamber?
King Bumi: The newly refurbished chamber.
Guard: Wait, which one are we talking about?
King Bumi: The one that used to be the bad chamber, until the recent refurbishing that is. Of course, we've been calling it the new chamber, but we really should number them. Uh, take them to the refurbished chamber that was once bad!
(Bumi & his people decide where they're going to put Aaang, Sokka & Katara).

Zuko: (To a bathing Iroh). Enough. We need to leave now! Get out of the water.
Iroh: Very well. (Stands up).
Zuko: (Looks away in horror). On second thought, why don't you take another few minutes.
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Yeah... We're all gonna get eaten by a spirit monster.
(Sokka's boundless optimism).

Katara: Sokka! You're a genius!
Aang: Wait. How is Sokka a genius? His plan didn't even work!
Sokka: Come on, Aang. Let her dream.
Katara: You're right, Sokka's plan didn't work. But it looks like it did.
Aang: Did the definition of 'genius' change in the last hundred years?
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Aang: I know how to deal with these guys, Katara. Pirates love to haggle. Watch and learn. (Walks over to the Pirate Captain). What say ye to the price of... one copper piece!
Pirate Captain: Hahaha! The price is 200 gold pieces. I don't haggle on items this rare.
Aang: Okay, two copper pieces!
(Aang demonstrates his uncanny ability to shop).

Iroh: (After diverting their ship to replace a lost game piece). I've checked all the shops on this pier. Not a lotus tile in the entire marketplace.
Zuko: It's good to know this trip was a complete waste of time for everyone!
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Iroh: Are you so busy fighting you cannot see your own ship has set sail?
Zuko: We have no time for your proverbs, Uncle!
Iroh: It's no proverb. (Aang and others getting away in pirate ship).
Pirate Captain: Bleeding hog monkeys! (Zuko laughs; the pirates laugh as they drift after Aang and his friends).
Zuko: Hey! That's my boat! (Runs after them).
Iroh: Maybe it should be a proverb.
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Katara: Aang, I'm so sorry. This is all my fault.
Aang: No, Katara, it's not.
Iroh: Yeah, it kind of is.
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Katara: What?! Appa's not too noticeable!
Sokka: He's a gigantic fluffy monster with an arrow on his head! It's kinda hard to miss him!
(Appa angrily bellows).
Aang: (Soothing Appa). Sokka's just jealous 'cause he doesn't have an arrow.
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Sokka: I'm too young to die!
Fisherman: I'm not, but I still don't wanna!
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Katara: (To Aang). So, how do I look?
Aang: (Blushes). You mean all of you or just your neck? I mean, because both look great.
(Katara puts on a necklace Aang made for her).

Aunt Wu: Your destiny... this is incredible! You will be involved in a great battle! An awesome conflict between the forces of good and evil! A battle whose outcome will determine the fate of the whole world!
Aang: Yeah, yeah, I knew that already. But did it say anything about a girl?
(Aunt Wu tells Aang her visions about his future).

Sokka: I'm gonna prove to them Aunt Wu's predictions are nonsense. (He turns to a villager). Hey, you! I bet Aunt Wu told you to wear those red slippers, right?
Villager: Yeah. She said I'd meet my true love wearing red slippers.
Sokka (slyly): Uh-huh. And how many times have you worn those shoes since you got that fortune?
Villager: Every day.
Sokka (angrily): THEN OF COURSE IT'S GONNA COME TRUE!
Villager (excited): Really?! You think so?! I'm so excited!
(Sokka tries to debunk divination).

Zuko (pushing through a crowd): Out of my way! Step aside, filth!
Iroh: He means no offense! I'm certain you bathe regularly...
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Well, if it isn't my new friends, Angry Boy and Uncle Lazy.
(June about Zuko and Iroh).

Zuko: How stupid do you think I am?
Sokka: Pretty stupid. (To the rest of the Gaang). RUN!
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Katara: (to Sokka, excited). Do you think we'll really find airbenders?
Sokka: Do you want me to be like you or totally honest?
Katara: Are you saying I'm a liar?
Sokka: I'm saying you're an optimist. Same thing, basically.
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Katara: Why didn't I think of that? At night, you can teach me whatever moves you learned from Master Pakku. That way, you have someone to practice with and I get to learn waterbending. Everyone's happy!
Sokka: I'm not happy.
Katara: But you're never happy. Come on, Aang.
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Okay, now I'm really confused. Happy, but confused.
(Sokka's reaction to Yue's kiss).

You rise with the moon. I rise with the sun.
(Zuko to Katara).

Master Pakku: (holding up an amulet). Katara, I want you to have this. This amulet contains water from the Spirit Oasis. The water has unique properties. Don't lose it.
Katara: (hugs him). Thank you, Master Pakku.
Master Pakku: Aang. (Gives Aang some scrolls). These scrolls will help you master waterbending. But remember, they're no substitute for a real master. (Glances at Katara).
(Aang bows and steps away).
Master Pakku: Sokka...
(Sokka steps forward eagerly).
Master Pakku: (Pats Sokka on the shoulder dismissively). Take care, son.
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Who knew floating on a piece of driftwood for three weeks with no food or water and sea vultures waiting to pluck out your liver could make one so tense!
(Iroh).

Azula: Do the tides command this ship?
Fire Navy Ship Captain: I'm afraid I don't understand.
Azula: You said the tides would not allow us to bring the ship in. Do the tides command this ship?
Fire Navy Ship Captain: No, Princess.
Azula: And if I were to have you thrown overboard, would the tides think twice about smashing you against the rocky shore?
Fire Navy Ship Captain: No, Princess.
Azula: Well then, maybe you should worry less about the tides, who've already made up their mind about killing you, and worry more about me, who's still mulling it over.
(Azula lets a Ship Captain know who's boss).

Katara: And here it says 'love is brightest in the dark' and... has a picture of them kissing...
Aang: (clueless) Where are you going with this?
Katara: Well... what if we kissed?
Aang: (shocked) US kissing?!
Katara: See, it was a crazy idea.
Aang: (dreamily) Us... kissing...
Katara: (laughing) Haha! Us, kissing. What was I thinking? Can you imagine that?
Aang: (trying to play it off) Yeah, heh heh. I definitely wouldn't want to kiss you!
Katara: (angry & a little hurt) Well, I didn't realize it was such a horrible option! Sorry I suggested it!
Aang: (attempting to save face) No, I mean, if it was a choice between kissing you and DYING...
Katara: Ugh!
Aang: What?! I'm saying I'd rather kiss you than die! That's a compliment!
Katara: Well I'm not sure which I'd rather do!
(She walks off in a huff)
Aang: What is wrong with me?
(Katara suggests a way out of the Cave of Two Lovers. Aang is clueless).

Katara: (To Sokka). Sokka, why is your forehead all red?
Chong: (To Katara and Aang). Nobody react to what I'm about to tell you... (Points at Sokka). I think that kid might be the Avatar!
Sokka: (Slaps forehead, red spot gets bigger).
(Sokka totally loves the hippies).

There really is no fathoming the depths of my hatred for this place.
(Mai about the city of Omashu).

Katara: Sokka, you've got an elbow leech!
Sokka: Where?! Where?!
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The Boulder: The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young blind girl.
Toph: Sounds to me like you're scared, Boulder!
The Boulder: ...The Boulder is over his conflicted feelings and now he's ready to bury you in a rockalanche!
Toph: Whenever you're ready, the Pebble!
(The Boulder challenges little Toph, the undefeated Earth Rumble champion).

Do people really want to see two little girls fighting out here?
(Toph to Aang as he steps up to challenge her in the Earth Rumble tournament).

Zuko: (Gives dagger to Lee). Read the inscription.
Lee: Made in Earth Kingdom...
Zuko: The other one.
(Zuko & Lee).

Male Villager: (While Zuko is fighting). Give him a left! A left!
Female Villager: It's not a fist fight.
Male Villager: He's got a left sword, don't he?
(The villagers watch as Zuko fights).

Toph: It feels like an avalanche, but not an avalanche.
Sokka: (Sleepily and sarcastically). Your powers of perception are frightening.
(Her Toph senses are tingling).

Azula: You still don't know who I am? You don't see the family resemblance? Let me give you a hint. (Covers left eye with her hand, imitating Zuko). I must find the Avatar to restore my honor!
Aang: (Stares with blank face).
Azula: It's okay. You can laugh. It's funny.
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Iroh: Lightning is a pure expression of firebending, without aggression. It is not fueled by rage or emotion, the way other firebending is. Some call lightning "the cold-blooded fire." It is precise and deadly, like Azula. To perform the technique requires peace of mind.
Zuko: I see. That's why we're drinking tea. To calm the mind.
Iroh: Oh yeah, good point. I mean, yes.
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Zuko: Great! I'm ready to try with real lightning!
Iroh: (Taken aback). What, are you crazy? Lightning is very dangerous.
Zuko: I thought that was the point: you teaching me to protect myself from it!
Iroh: Yeah, but I'm not going to shoot lightning at you!
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Aang, this is my friend Fufucuddlypoofs, Fufucuddlypoofs, Aang.
(Sokka introduces Aang to the cute little saber-toothed mooselion that he was trying to hunt before he was buried to the neck in the ground... it makes sense in context).

Zuko: So uncle, I've been thinking. It's only a matter of time before I run into Azula again. I'm going to need to know more advanced firebending if I want to stand a chance against her. I know what you're going to say, she's my sister and I should be trying to get along with her--
Iroh: No, she's crazy and she needs to go down.
(Iroh's take on family dynamics).

Toph: There it is!
(Everybody looks to where Toph points, only to see nothing).
(Everyone frowns at Toph).
Toph: That's what it will sound like when one of you spots it. (Waves hand repeatedly up and down in front of her face, reminding everybody that she's blind).
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Katara: You got something against libraries?
Toph: I've held books before, and I gotta tell you, they don't exactly "do it" for me.
Katara: (Remembering Toph is blind). Oh, right. Sorry.
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Drink cactus juice, it'll quench ya. Nothing's quenchier. It's the quenchiest!
(Sokka... after drinking cactus juice).

FRIENDLY MUSHROOM!!! Mushy giant friend!!
(Sokka hallucinates after drinking cactus juice).

Sokka: It's so hard to lose someone you care about. Something happened at the North Pole and I couldn't protect someone. I don't want anything like that to ever happen again.
Suki: I lost someone I cared about. He didn't die. He just went away. I only had a few days to get to know him, but he was smart and brave and funny...
Sokka: (Suspiciously). Who is this guy? Is he taller than me?
Suki: (Deadpan). No. He's about your height.
Sokka: Is he better-looking?
Suki: It is you, stupid!
Sokka: Oh.
(Sokka & Suki meet after being separated for a while).

Toph: (Thinking that Suki is Sokka). Oh, Sokka! You saved me! (Kisses Suki on the cheek).
Suki: Um, actually, it's me.
Toph: Oh... well, heh heh. You can go ahead and let me drown now.
(Suki saves Toph from drowning).

I know you're not supposed to cry over spilled tea, but... (Sniffs) ...it's just so sad!
(Iroh).

Sokka: It's so dark down here. I can't see a thing.
Toph: (Sarcastically). Oh no, what a nightmare!
Sokka: Sorry.
(Toph takes the group underground).