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By Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

There are 7 quotes by Buffy The Vampire Slayer in our database:

I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass.

I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.

Xander: What, I can't have information sometimes?
Giles: It's just somewhat unprecedented.
(Xander & Giles).

Buffy: See, this is a school, and we have students, and they check out books, and then they learn things.
Giles: I was beginning to suspect that was a myth.
(Buffy & Giles).

Buffy: Oh! I know this one: 'Slaying entails certain sacrifices... blah blah bitty blah. I'm so stuffy, give me a scone.'
Giles: It's as if you know me.
(Buffy & Giles).

You don't just sneak up on people in a graveyard. You make noise when you walk. You... stomp. Or yodel.
(Buffy about vampires).