By Friends.There are 9 quotes by Friends in our database:
Welcome to the real world! It sucks- you're gonna love it.
Chandler: From now on I have no first name.
Joey: So you're just 'Bing'?
Chandler: I have no name...
(Chandler & Joey).
Maybe this wouldn't have happened if i had been more nurturing, or... if i had paid her more attention, or... if i had a uterus...
(Ross about his wife being a lesbian).
Ross: Um... Jo's a girl. It's short for Josephine.
Joey: But Jo's got a crush on Laurie... (pause) Oh. It's like a girl-on-girl thing? Cuz that's the one thing missing in The Shining.
(Ross & Joey about Little Women; TOW Richard & Monica are just friends).
Joey: My agent thinks my last name should be more... neutral.
Chandler: How about Joey Switzerland?
(Joey & Chandler).
So if you want to receive emails about my upcoming performances, then give me money so I can buy a computer.
Joey: All right, all right. You're a monkey. You're loose in the city. Where do you go?
Chandler: Okay, it's his first time out, so he's probably gonna wanna do some of the touristy things. I'll go to Cats, you go to The Russian Tea Room.
(Joey & Chandler about Ross' monkey; TOW Where The Monkey Gets Away).
Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have a baby?
Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Chandler: Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically.
Monica: Okay, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Chandler: Uh... Uh....
Monica: What is it, is there something fundamentally un-marry-able about me? Well?
Chandler: (Flailing). Dear God, this parachute is a knapsack!
(Chandler & Monica talk about their future; TOW The Birth).
You're over me? When were you... under me?
(Ross to Rachel; TOW Ross Finds Out).