By The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.There are 10 quotes by The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in our database:
It is most gratifying that your enthusiasm for our planet continues unabated. As a token of our appreciation, we hope you will enjoy the two thermonuclear missiles we've just sent to converge with your craft. To ensure ongoing quality of service, your death may be monitored for training purposes. Thank you.
(Holographic Answering Machine).
In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.
Arthur: I think I'm a sofa...
Ford: I know how you feel...
(Arthur & Ford).
The Encyclopedia Galactica, in its chapter on Love states that it is far too complicated to define. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of love: Avoid, if at all possible.
The very worst poetry in the universe was written by Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex. Thankfully it was destroyed when the earth was.
Marvin: I've been talking to the main computer.
Marvin: It hates me.
(Marvin & Arthur).
Arthur: So this is it. We're going to die.
Ford: Yes. Would you like a hug?
(Arthur & Ford).
Okay. The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is... 42.
Zaphod: Oh Deep Thought! We have travelled long... and far. Have you calculated the ultimate question?
Deep Thought: No. I've been watching the TV.
(Zaphon & Deep Thought).
What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue: Consider yourself lucky that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your present circumstances seems more likely, consider yourself lucky that it won't be troubling you much longer.