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By Unknown.

There are 15 quotes by Unknown in our database:

Once in awhile, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.

It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Don't worry about the past... there's a reason why it's not your future.

Friends are God's way of apologizing for your families.

Just remember that your darkest hour is only 60 minutes.

The greatest pleasure of the intelligent man is to pretend to be ignorant in front of an ignorant who pretends to be intelligent.

I swear to drunk I'm not God!
(Seen on an LJ icon).

I was standing in the park one day, and I was wondering why frisbee's got bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me.
(Seen on someone's profile).

Luke, I am your great grand uncle twice removed...
(Seen on someone's sig).

God must love stupid people... he made sooo many.
(Seen on someone's profile).

Support your local undertaker and DROP DEAD!
(Seen on a bumper sticker).

Remember that men are like fine wine - they start out like grapes and it’s your job to stomp all over them until they mature into something that you’d like to have dinner with!

Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be.

Quos deus vult perdere prius dementat.
(Latin proverb; Those whom a god wishes to destroy, he first drives mad.).

Easter has been canceled-- They found the body.
(Seen on a t-shirt).