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There are 58 quotes by X-men: Evolution in our database:

Todd: Did we win?
Pietro: Psh, yeah. Haven't you learned anything?
Todd: Oh yeah, we never win.
(Todd & Pietro; Ascension II).

As you say in America, Neener, neener, neener!
(Kurt to Todd; Strategy X).

Oops. Heh heh sorry. Next time I'll honk before I 'port.
(Kurt to Kitty; Rogue Recruit).

Come on Kitty, okay, what would Wolverine do? I mean besides dice up, like half the landscape?
(Kitty; Rogue Recruit).

Scott: Go to Duncan Matthews' party? Nah, I don't think so. Matthews is a jerk.
Kitty: No he's not. I'd go.
Scott: No freshmen allowed.
Kitty: Oh. Matthews is a jerk.
(Scott & Kitty; Middleverse).

Kurt: Hey! Chicks dig the fuzzy dude. Right?
Kitty: I'm like so out of here. Later.
Kurt: Oh yeah. She can't resist.
(Kurt & Kitty; Middleverse).

Kitty: Can you transport us to the ground?
Kurt: Yeah, right. Picture this: bumpety, bumpety, bumpety, bumpety, SPLAT!
(Kitty & Kurt; Grim Reminder).

Xavier: Ahh.. To be young again.
Logan: Yeah, glad that's over.
(Professor X & Logan; On Angel's Wings).

Kurt: Blue boy to tracker 1... can you read me? The pigeons are leaving the roost.
Scott: Kurt I'm right here. Why are you talking like that?
(Kurt & Scott; Walk on the Wild Side).

Freddie: We don't go anywhere we ain't wanted.
Toad: Since when?
(Fred & Todd; Mainstream).

Kid: Hey, what's your special power? Can you, like, read my mind?
Rogue: Yeah, like I could find it.
(Rogue & some kid at school; Mainstream).

Scott: Logan, have you ever... you know... really cared for someone? I mean, you felt it so strong you couldn't even get the words out?
Logan: Yeah, once. Most beautiful bike I ever saw. I was so speechless someone else bought her.
(Scott & Logan; Blind Alley).

Kurt: Jean darling, please accept this croissant as a symbol of my love.
Kitty: Oh Scott, you have such a way with pastry.
(Kurt & Kitty mocking Jean & Scott; Cruise Control).

Toad: Never fear people, the Brotherhood has arrived. We'll stop that runaway train.
Bystander: Yeah, but what about the other train?
Quicksilver: Uh... What other train?
Bystander: Radio says one's coming the other way carrying eight tankers of gasoline.
(Todd, Pietro & some bystander; No Good Deed).

Xavier: Significance?
Beast: We scientist have a special term for that called 'I don't know'. I expect we'll learn the hard way.
(Xavier & Hank; Uprising).

What's a mutant?
(Some farmer; Uprising).

Todd: Whoa! What are you, some kind of ratty plush toy?
Kurt: The name's Nightcrawler, and at least I don't reek like unwashed lederhosen.
(Kurt & Todd meet for the first time; Strategy X).

I'm gonna rip that pointy tail off, ya fuzzy gecko!
(Todd chases Kurt; Strategy X).

Come here, Wookiee boy! Come on, come over here, don't make me come up there, don't make me, oh, now you're starting to tick me off...
(Todd tries to get Kurt to come out of his hiding place; Strategy X).

I came back 'cause I smelled trouble brewing. (Glances at Toad) Of course, maybe it was just stink-boy there...
(Logan explains his presence back at the mansion; Strategy X).

Sabretooth: One shall fall by the other's hand. It's our destiny, and we can't change it.
Logan: I didn't know you went for that philosophy mumbo-jumbo!
Scott (Coming in to help Logan): Hey, hairball! I got your destiny right here!
(Sabretooth, Logan & Scott talk philosophy; X Impulse).

Logan: I don't fight your battles. So don't fight mine. (Storms off).
Kurt (to Scott): Ahh, he loves us.
Scott: Oh yeah, big time.
(Logan loves his ickle students!; X Impulse).

Logan: Hey, when I give a demo, I give a demo.
Scott: A demo, as in 'demolish,' or 'demonstration'?
(Logan & Scott talk semantics; Rogue Recruit).

Logan: The vents were easily breached; gonna have to fix that. Maybe electrifiers, or poison gas sprayers.
Ororo: Wolverine...
Logan: Alright, alright... knockout gas, then.
(Storm keeps Wolverine's killer instinct in check; Rogue Recruit).

Scott: Nice job, Kurt. You'll make a pilot, yet.
Kurt: Thanks! (Starts piloting with his feet).
Scott: ...or maybe not.
(Scott lets Kurt have a go at the controls; Rogue Recruit).

Logan (to Kurt, about Kitty): ...and keep an eye on the half-pint here.
Kitty: Hey!
(Logan leaves Kurt in charge; Rogue Recruit).

This is my fault. I should never have left the little squirrel in charge!
(Logan about Kurt; Rogue Recruit).

Kitty (after Kurt wakes up): Kurt! You're alright! (Hugs him). Easy, you fuzzy elf. Everything is going to be just fine.
Scott (whispering): 'Fuzzy elf'?
(Kitty is glad Kurt is okay; Rogue Recruit).

Kurt (teleporting in between Scott & Rogue in the middle of the rehearsal for a play): Whoa! Er... Tender moment here? Sorry to interrupt.
Rogue: I swear, he's like a... an annoying little brother!
(Destiny's funny that way; Mutant Crush).

Scott (about destroying Forge's projector): Step back. This is going to be messy.
Kitty: You know, I could just, like, phase through it and short it out quietly? (Scott and Evan look at her blankly). Oh, right. Forget I mentioned it. (To Jean). Like, what is it with guys and explosions anyway?
(Men!; Middleverse).

I swear, that homie's lingo is so whack.
(Kurt about Forge; Middleverse).

I'm about to feel really big and stupid, if you know what I mean.
(Rogue, as she prepares to absorb Blob's powers; Growing Pains).

Tabitha: Hey, cutie!
Kurt: Hi. I have to know: are you insane?
(Kurt's so charming...; Bada-Bing Bada-Boom!).

Tabitha: "Nightcrawler", huh? That name's just not working for you, I'm sorry. Whoa! How about 'Wild Blue Yonder Boy'?
Kurt: You are insane.
(Tabitha's own kind of flirting; Bada-Bing Bada-Boom!).

Great! I take a shower once a month, and I still get no privacy!
(Todd as Tabitha barges into the bathroom without knocking; Walk On The Wild Side).

Well, I'd say they were pretty hostile. Wouldn't you?
(Logan to Kurt after they escape from a pack of vicious reptilian demons from the 'bamf' dimension; Shadow Dance).

You know, blue really is my favorite color.
(Amanda to Kurt after he reveals his true form; Shadow Dance).

Kitty: How much do you know about the Redwoods?
Bobby: Only that they make great hot tubs.
(Kitty and Bobby talk Mother Nature; Retreat).

Evan: Aw, come on, teach! Can't I do my studying somewhere else! Like going to the park! There's green stuff there! (Beast looms in on Spyke in a mock-threatening way, cornering him by the door) ...do these forests have sidewalks?
(Beast gives Evan no choice but to go on their trip to Redwood Forest; Retreat).

Rahne: It was plenty camouflaged!
Roberto: A few more branches couldn't hurt.
Rahne: I smell overachiever issues.
(After Rahne is done covering the X-Jet in an ample amount of branches; Retreat).

Rahne: You'll bring back ten.
Roberto: You see, the first five are like a cake; the rest are like the icing. And I love icing.
Rahne: I thought you were putting on a little weight.
(Rahne teases Roberto about being an overachiever when Beast assigns them to bring back five different types of rocks each; Retreat).

...Is he wearing trunks?
(A Bigfoot fanatic confuses Beast with his target; Retreat).

Tabitha: Let me guess: you must be Mystic.
Mystique: Try Mystique. This is my home, and my rules. Rule Number One: Move out of my room. Think you can handle that, Bam-Bam?
(Tabitha & Mystique have a bit of a turf war; Hex Factor).

Todd (to Pietro, about Wanda): Ex-girlfriend?
Pietro: Worse! She's my sister!
(Wanda goes nuts after seeing Pietro and starts attacking everyone; Hex Factor).

Room's all yours, Mys-tique!
(Tabitha, after blowing up Mystique's room as she left it; Hex Factor).

Kitty: ...So? What does it need?
Kurt: Something to wash out the taste.
(Kitty gets Kurt to taste one of the muffins she made for Home Ec. class; Hex Factor).

Oooh, beautiful and bad.
(Todd, as Wanda hexes the troops that were pursuing them; Day of Recovery).

Just the type of girl that makes a guy want to... brush his teeth.
(Todd about Wanda; Day of Recovery).

I'm not that fat!
(Rogue's reaction to being revealed as a mutant in national television; The Stuff of Heroes).

Do you mind? You're in my personal space!
(Kurt to Kitty as she phases through him to get a better view of the TV; The Stuff Of Heroes).

Kurt: Hi! I'm Nightcrawler, and this is Shadowcat.
Kitty: And this is your weapons system. (Phases through the controls, short-circuiting them).
(Kurt & Kitty teleport inside a helicopter to bring it down; The Stuff Of Heroes).

Pietro (hides in the closet as Wanda storms in): Tell her I'm not here!
Wanda: Where is he?!
Todd: He's not here... he's in the closet.
(Pietro is scared of his widdle sister; The Toad, the Witch and the Wardrobe).

EW! I touched soap!
(Todd, as he accidentally slips into the Sefton's sink; The Toad, The Witch And The Wardrobe).

Hey! Accidents happen. Like, if I 'accidentally' dropped this, it will 'accidentally' burn a hole right through your car.
(Amara to Duncan, as he threatens Sam; Uprising).

Logan (grabbing John by the neck of his uniform): Where's your buddies?!
St. John: Since Magneto's gone, Colossus bailed and went back to Russia, Sabretooth's out playing with a big ball of yarn somewhere, and Gambit didn't leave a note on the fridge.
(Logan is looking for Gambit, to rescue Rogue; Cajun Spice).

Remy: Pull me in, or I blow this boxcar off the tracks.
Rogue (pulling him in): You're just crazy enough to do it.
Remy: We do what we have to, right, cherie?
(Rogue & Remy make their points clear; Cajun Spice).

Remy: I'm not afraid. Go ahead: absorb my thoughts. See for yourself that I mean you no harm.
Rogue: Like I want you inside my head.
(Remy & Rogue; Cajun Spice).

Remy: So, what now?
Rogue: I'm going back with the X-Men. I don't care what you do.
Remy: Sure, you don't.
(Remy and Rogue part ways; Cajun Spice).