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There are 7 quotes listed in the Buffy category:

I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.
--Buffy The Vampire Slayer (Xander).

Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass.
--Buffy The Vampire Slayer (Cordelia).

I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away.
--Buffy The Vampire Slayer (Xander).

Xander: What, I can't have information sometimes?
Giles: It's just somewhat unprecedented.
--Buffy The Vampire Slayer (Xander & Giles).

Buffy: See, this is a school, and we have students, and they check out books, and then they learn things.
Giles: I was beginning to suspect that was a myth.
--Buffy The Vampire Slayer (Buffy & Giles).

Buffy: Oh! I know this one: 'Slaying entails certain sacrifices... blah blah bitty blah. I'm so stuffy, give me a scone.'
Giles: It's as if you know me.
--Buffy The Vampire Slayer (Buffy & Giles).

You don't just sneak up on people in a graveyard. You make noise when you walk. You... stomp. Or yodel.
--Buffy The Vampire Slayer (Buffy about vampires).