TV.There are 30 quotes listed in the TV category:
Georgia: Ally, what makes your problems so much bigger than everybody else's?
Ally: They're mine.
--Ally McBeal (Georgia & Ally).
A fully functional cybernetic TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED TEAM OF SUPERHEROES... and NOBODY'S GOT A FLASHLIGHT?!
--Samurai Pizza Cats (Polly Ester).
I'm Chris! I'm supposed to be on my best behavior tonight and not mention poo... OH MY GOD!!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE???!!!
--Family Guy (Chris).
Not the Earth!? That's where I keep all my stuff!
--The Tick (The Tick).
Gordo: I'm sure it'll be fine.
Lizzie: I wish I could say the same thing about Miranda. I mean she hasn't even spoken to me.
Gordo: Well, Miranda can be unreasonable at times.
Lizzie: How can you say that, Gordo! I practically accused her of stealing!
Gordo: Well, yeah, you did kinda hang her out to dry.
Lizzie: How can you say that, Gordo! Just because I doubted her for one single second? I mean, the lipstick was in her purse!
Gordo: You're right, the evidence was there.
Lizzie: How can you say that, Gordo! Miranda is my best friend and I should know she doesn't steal.
Gordo: Who... whose side do you want me to be on here, yours or... yours?
--Lizzie McGuire (Gordo & Lizzie; In Miranda Lizzie Does Not Trust).
Mincus: But this guy was Scandinavian! Maybe I sould do the part with a Danish accent (starts talking like Scandinavian people do).
Cory: Wait until Mr. Finnie sees Prince Haagen-Dazs there.
--Boy Meets World (Mincus & Cory about Hamlet).
Paris: Sick people freak me out.
Rory: You're pre-med!
--Gilmore Girls (Paris & Rory).
Zack: Remember that time [Cody] broke his leg and I sensed it?
Zack's Mom: That's because you fell on him and broke it.
--The Suite Life of Zack and Cody (Zack & his mom).
Al: So, are you finished?
Tim: No, but I've got an Uncle who lives in Denmark!
--Home Improvement (Al & Tim).
Lois: Ok, let me talk to Francis.
Dewey: He's... in the bathroom.
Lois: Well, then I'll talk to Malcolm.
Dewey: He's in the bathroom.
Lois: What are they all doing in there?
Dewey: I don't know. I have to go to the bathroom (hangs up).
--Malcolm in the Middle (Dewey trying not to tell his mother that his brother has a cut in his head and they're all trying to cover it up.).
If you're strong you live, if you're weak you die.
--Rurouni Kenshin (Shishio Makoto).
You shouldn't talk, it makes you sound stupid...
--Yu Yu Hakusho (Urameshi Yusuke).
How come you and Kagome spend so much time together and yet you never seem to bathe at the same time? Think of all the fun you can have when there's two of you!
--Inuyasha (Shippo to Inuyasha).
The will to live is stronger than anything else.
--Rurouni Kenshin (Himura Kenshin).
A dropout will defeat a genius through hard work...
--Naruto (Rock Lee).
Human beings cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of equivalant exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth.
--Fullmetal Alchemist (Alphonse Elric).
Faye: Ed? Do you know this place?
Ed: I think I know... I don't think I know... I don't think I think I know... I don't think I think...
--Cowboy Bebop (Faye & Ed; Hard Luck Woman).
Did Nick and Jessica do this?
--Breaking Bonaduce (Danny Bonaduce's friend to a 'Breaking Bonaduce' Producer).
Greed: I'm sorry, who the hell are you?
Izumi: PISSED OFF!!!
--Fullmetal Alchemist (Greed & Izumi).
Mugen: Shut up, you little bitch!
Jin: You're yelling at her diary.
--Samurai Champloo (Mugen & Jin read what Fuu thinks about them in her diary).
Son, you don't have bad luck. All these bad things happen to you because... you're a dumbass.
--That 70's Show (Red to Eric).
Naruto: Listen up, listen up. I am from the Country of Fire, the Hidden Village of Konoha. I grew up with Icharaku Ramen. My surname is Uzumaki, and my name is Naruto. People call me...
Sasuke: A dumbass.
Naruto: A dumbass... No, wait!
--Naruto (when meeting the Wasabi Boss; ep. 102).
I did it; I won! You're just a stupid horse and I'm a human being. Get down on your hooves and worship me, for I am man, the pointy end of the food chain!
--Johnny Bravo (Johnny).
Leo: You really think we're that stupid?
Raph: No, no, no. Never leave yourself open like that, Leonardo.
--Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Leonardo & Raphael).
Dear Multi-colored Loose-leaf Paper... Dear Toilet Paper, it's me, Doug... Dear Journal-- not Diary...
--Doug (Doug finds something to write in).
Dear McGyver, inclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.
--Family Guy (Peter).
SEPHIROTH attacks CLOUD with UNPAID OVERTIME!
--Robot Chicken (The FFVII cast work in a fast food restaurant).
Fuu: Don't you think that was a little too much?
Jin: He does not know the meaning of self restraint.
Mugen: Kiss my ass!
--Samurai Champloo (Mugen tries to flip a coin but throws it like ten thousand meters into the air).
Yatta! Hello, New York! (As he starts walking through the crowds). Hello! Nice to meet you! I love New York! Hello! What's up? Britney Spears. Go Yankees!
--Heroes (Hiro teleports to New York; Don't Look Back).
Havoc: (To Armstrong, who is fighting against Scar). Er-- Hey, Major! Please don't destroy the city too much!
Armstrong: What are you saying? (Takes off his shirt and is surrounded by sparkles). Destruction and creation are two faces of one coin! Destroy and create! Such is the one law of this universe!
Hawkeye: ...Why is he naked?
Havoc: That logic is completely screwed up...
--Fullmetal Alchemist (2009 series, episode 5).