Movies.There are 45 quotes listed in the Movies category:
It is a truth universally acknowledged that the moment one area of your life starts going okay, another part of it falls spectacularly to pieces.
--Bridget Jones' Diary (Bridget).
Life is like a box of chocolates- you never know what you're gonna get.
--Forrest Gump (Forrest).
Asante sana! Squash banana! We we nugu! Mi mi apana! [Thank you very much! Squash banana! You're a baboon! And I'm not!]
--The Lion King (Rafiki's chant).
Simba (after Rafiki hits him): Oww! Jeez-- What was that for?
Rafiki: It doesn't matter; it's in the past!
Simba: (Rubbing head) Yeah, but it still hurts.
Rafiki: Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or... learn from it.
(Rafiki swings at Simba again. Simba ducks).
Rafiki: Hah, you see! So what are you going to do?
Simba: First, I'm gonna take your stick.
--The Lion King (Simba & Rafiki).
Pippin: What about breakfast?
Aragorn: You've already had it.
Pippin: We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?
Merry: I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
Pippin: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?
--Lord of the Rings (Aragorn, Pippin & Merry; Fellowship of the Ring).
Elrond: Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the fellowship of the ring.
Pippin: Great! So where are we going?
--Lord of the Rings (Elrond & Pippin; Fellowship of the Ring).
Guest 1: Lesbian? Her birthday's in March. I thought she was a Pisces.
Guest 2: She's not Lebanese, she's Punjabi!
--Bend it like Beckham ().
Kim: You really think there's a guy out there for me?
Ron: Out there... In here...
--Kim Possible Movie: So the Drama (Kim & Ron).
And what are you, a sheep?!
--Mulan (Mu-Shu to Kahn, about being lied to).
Joe: This dance is between a waltz and a tango.
Mia: It's a wango?
--The Princess Diaries (Joe & Mia).
In less than an hour aircrafts from here will join others from around the world and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of Mankind. Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We must be united in our common interests. Perhaps it is fate that today is the Fourth of July and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive. Today we celebrate our Independence Day!
--Independence Day (President Whitmore).
When you talk to the President, you might remind him that I am holding his wife, his daughter, his chief of staff, his national security advisor, his classified papers - and his baseball glove!
--Air Force One (Korshunov).
Aladdin: Princess Jasmine, you're very...
Genie: Wonderful. Magnificent. Glorious... Punctual!
Aladdin: Uh... uh... beautiful!
Genie: Nice recovery.
--Aladdin (Aladdin, the Genie & Princess Jasmine).
Jim: Holy shit.
Finch: HOLY SHIT!
Garage Band Members: Holy shit.
Enthusiastic Guy: Holy shit!
--American Pie (Watching Nadia strip).
Sue: Don't even think about it!
Johnny: I never do!
--Fantastic Four (Sue & Johnny).
Well, I'm a genius, not an engineer!
--The Man in the Iron Mask (Aramis).
Danielle: A bird may love a fish, signore, but where will they live?
Leonardo: Then I shall have to make you wings.
--Ever After (Danielle & Leonardo da Vinci).
Louise: Why, that was pure genius!
Leonardo: Yes, I shall go down in history as the man who opened a door!
--Ever After (Louise & Leonardo da Vinci after he pulled out Danielle's locked door).
I won't kill you... but I don't have to save you.
--Batman Begins (Batman).
Dude... where are your... ears?
--Fantastic Four (Johnny to the Thing).
I just don't think that Brooke could've done this. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't kill their husbands, they just don't.
--Legally Blonde (Elle).
This is the Captain. We may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode.
I suppose you could say that everyone has an El Guapo. For some, shyness may be an El Guapo. For others, lack of education may be an El Guapo. But for us, El Guapo is a large ugly man who wants to kill us!
--Three Amigos! (Lucky Day explains who El Guapo is).
Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.
--Good Will Hunting (Will to Sean).
Logan: It's me!
Scott: Prove it.
Logan: You're a dick.
--X-men (Logan & Scott on Logan's not being Mystique).
It's not who invented the gun. It's who pulls the trigger.
--Die fetten jahre sind vorbei (Peter to Hardenberg about blame).
Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish Guy! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, save me with your witchcraft!
--Talladega Nights: The Legend of Ricky Bobby (Ricky Bobby thinks he's on fire, literally).
Albert: Who are you, and why are you doing this?
Luigi: We are bad men, and for the money!
--The Count of Monte Cristo (Albert is 'kidnapped' for ransom).
You make me want to be a better man.
--As Good As It Gets (Melvin).
You can break a man's skull. You can arrest him. You can throw him into a dungeon. But how do you control what's up here? How do you fight an idea?
Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?
--Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (The Sundance Kid).
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now... Here's looking at you, kid.
Rick: If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it.
Rick: Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
Ilsa: But what about us?
Rick: We'll always have Paris.
--Casablanca (Rick & Ilsa as her plane is about to leave).
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
--Dr. Strangelove (President Muffley).
E.T. phone home...
--E.T.: The Extraterrestrial (E.T.).
My Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
--Forrest Gump (Forrest to a random person sitting beside him).
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
--The Godfather (Michael Corleone).
We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're going to go through him like crap through a goose!
--Patton (General George S. Patton).
Good evening, Clarice.
--The Silence of the Lambs (Dr. Hannibal Lecter).
I really believe that if there's any kind of God, he wouldn't be in any one of us-- not you, not me, but just this space in between. If there's some magic in this world, it must be in the attempt of understanding someone else, sharing something.
--Before Sunrise ().
His penis was so beautiful I wanted to knit it a hat.
--Prime (Rafi Gardet).
Okay, you have some skill.
--The Matrix Reloaded (The Merovingian after watching Neo stop hundreds of bullets in the air).
You know how I know you're gay?
--The 40-year-old Virgin (David & Cal discuss the signs of a certain sexual orientation).
Michael: Remember what John and Paul said.
Frank Quinland: The apostles?
Michael: No, the Beatles. All you need is love.
--Michael (Michael & Frank talk pop culture).
Captain Hook: If I were you, I'd kill her.
Peter: If you were me, I'd be ugly.
--Peter Pan ().