Mr. Price: If I even suspect that you are under the influence of drugs what will happen?
Adam: You’ll urine test me.
Mr. Price: For your own good.
Adam: And call the cops.
Mr. Price: Uh Huh.
Adam: Ruin my life.
Mr. Price: All for your own good.

— Joan of Arcadia, Mr. Price & Adam, “The Fire and the Wood”

Joan: I need a reason?
Mr. Price: Premise, argument, conclusion. The correctness of reasoning. The validity of inference.
Joan: I don’t know what you’re saying.
Mr. Price: Yes, you need a reason.

— Joan of Arcadia, Joan & Mr. Price, “The Fire and the Wood”

Joan: Do you believe in God?
Mr. Price: That would only be pertinent if God told you to take Advanced Placement.
Joan: He might have, he isn’t always clear.

— Joan of Arcadia, Joan & Mr. Price, “The Fire and the Wood”